The Universe Exists for My Amusement

Here’s quite possibly the goofiest gadget I’ve seen in a long time, the feng shui compass. It’s right up there with Scientology’s electropsychometer.

Electronic Feng Shui Compass.

Working with electromagnetic energy, this handheld feng shui compass helps you support favorable conditions at home or in a hotel room. Operating with the same technology used in aerospace guidance systems, it locates and calculates energy fields so quickly, you align your physical surroundings to match your intentions.