The Universe Exists for My Amusement

NPR reports that pervs everywhere are disappointed that Public Outcry Stalls Beauty Contest For Nuns.

An Italian priest set aside his plan to hold a beauty contest for nuns. The Rev. Antonio Rungi says he wanted to change the image of nuns and to fight the stereotype that they’re old and cranky. He planned an online competition for nuns with the best “overall beauty.” But Rungi was attacked via phone calls and e-mails, so he put off the competition he called “Miss Sister 2008.”

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